The AF Vending Machine

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Merv Simestra » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:48 pm

Artemis begins wondering how he can destroy this strange vending machine that keeps spitting out random things.

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Troublelover16 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:00 pm

Foaly reads it and amazingly agrees with every word.

*inserts the TARDIS*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:21 am

Artemis groans and mutters about time travel.

*inserts the Biggoron's Sword (Legend Of Zelda, anyone?)*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Parrot » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:08 pm

Beckett takes it to poke Butler with.
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*Puts in random letters*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby ArtemisLover88 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:32 am

Beckett jumps on it and gives Artemis a headache.

*Inserts a Neutrino 9000, prototype by Foaly*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Parrot » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:25 am

Holly takes it and shoots Opal.

*Inserts broken pencil*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby ArtemisLover88 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:12 pm

Artemis and Myles make the Neutrino 10000 with it, until Beckett puts a lollipop at the top and shoves it into his eldest brother's mouth.

*Inserts Gnommish font*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:36 pm

Artemis groans. It says "Would you like a lollipop?"

*inserts Dr. F. Roy Dean Schlippe*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:22 am

Artemis is bewildered as to how he got into this machine.

*Inserts a rather large chainsaw*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:57 am

Beckett gets hold of it. That's all there is to say.

*inserts Science*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:48 pm

The universe explodes from all of the collective theories colliding and contradicting. Everyone is very displeased.

*inserts a large red button*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Troublelover16 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:38 am

Beckett grins. "What does this do?" He presses it.

*inserts a rock*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZsXcc_tC-o&index=174

Spoiler:

You and I,
We're like fireworks
And symphonies exploding in the sky
With you, I'm alive
Like all the missing pieces of my heart,
They finally collide

So stop time right here in the moonlight
'Cause I don't ever wanna close my eyes

Without you, I feel broke
Like I'm half of a whole
Without you, I've got no hand to hold
Without you, I feel torn
Like a sail in a storm
Without you, I'm just a sad song

I'm just a sad song

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:42 pm

Beckett makes it his new pet

*Inserts an evil doll*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:57 pm

Holly gets a heart attack. D'Arvit, it's Opal!

*inserts Opal*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:55 pm

Artemis opens the slot, and quickly shuts it again, and hauls the machine to Atlantis, so she can be imprisoned again.

*inserts a skeleton key to all doors in the world*
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