The AF Vending Machine

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:21 am

Fatebringer the 2nd wrote:Artemis hauls the machine to Atlantis.


Would he be strong enough?

Anyway.

Mulch grins evilly. "This'll be helpful."

*inserts cake*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:52 pm

The cake is a lie. No one takes it out.

*inserts slightly more rotten cake*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby FadingLight » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:20 am

Mulch eats slightly more rotten cake, gets stomachache. What happens next is too horrible to describe. Suffice to say that there are no longer any ferns near the vending machine, and that there probably won't be any for the next decade. If all goes well.

*inserts jar of dwarf spit and compost bin*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:24 pm

Artemis opens the machine, is disgusted, and dumps the spit out

*inserts some rather compromising photos of Holly and Trouble on a disastrous date.*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:26 pm

Orion pops out, looking hurt.

"My lady, you do not plan on building a bivouac with this boor?"

Orion immediately gets hit on the head by a red-faced Holly.

*inserts passed-out Orion*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:44 pm

A great number of the girls in Orion's staggeringly large fanbase open the machine. Hilarity ensues, as well as Orion's misfortune when he wakes.

*inserts Butler's entire collection of weaponry*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:47 pm

Despite this vending machine being a magical one and has withstood black holes, time paradoxes and illogical theories contradicting, the amount of weaponry proves to be too much for the machine. It explodes.

*inserts a new machine, which, for the purpose of continuing the game, happens to have the exact same capability of the old one*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:52 pm

The new machine is empty. Artemis, who's been secretly looking forward to these machine visits, is disappointed.

*inserts sadness*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:00 pm

Fatebringer the 2nd wrote:The new machine is empty. Artemis, who's been secretly looking forward to these machine visits, is disappointed.

*inserts sadness*


HAHA poor Arty :P

Beckett picks it out. His energy causes sadness to fizz out and die. He's briefly confused, but starts smiling and eating worms immediately after.

*inserts something to make Artemis happier (use your imagination)*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:14 pm

Artemis, filled with wonder, opens the machine to find an incredibly accurate, miniature, moving model of the entire universe. he takes it out carefully, and studies it intently for a long, long time, excited about the discoveries to be made.

*inserts Holly Short, cause why not.*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby jkdnp » Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:40 pm

Orion checks the vending machine an sees Holly, who is extremely irritable and punches him in the face, then runs off to terrorize the real Artrmis.
Once Orion can see straight he...
*inserts teary handkerchief*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:06 pm

Holly takes it out, and feels kind of bad. For a few seconds.

*inserts Foaly's tinfoil hat*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby FadingLight » Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:44 pm

Artemis finds the hat and mails it back to Foaly, with a sarcastic note about his paranoia. Unfortunately, when the package arrives, Caballine is the one who opens it. She's appalled by Foaly's fashion sense, or lack of thereof.

*inserts Foaly's list of excuses*
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We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby jkdnp » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:53 pm

Chix Verbil struts by and finds Foaly's list of excuses. Unfortunately,he;s not that bright so walks over to Holly and uses the excuses as pick-up lines (do they work?)

No.

Holly lets him be the first test of her custom marshmallow setting on her Nutrino and is very proud of her handiwork.

**Inserts Nutrino**
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:41 pm

Artemis scoffs at the misspelling.

*inserts a wild troll*
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