The AF Vending Machine

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby FadingLight » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:12 am

When the troll is discovered, it's the middle of the night. The troll goes on a rampage, and LEPtroll is called in. They battle the troll for hours before discovering that the light switch was right behind them the whole time. They turn the light on. Cue the troll screaming in pain. Poor creature.

*inserts flashlight*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:21 pm

LEP appropriates it to fight trolls

*inserts the sword in the stone*
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(Clownpiece will make America great again, by the way.)

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby FadingLight » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:15 pm

Artemis writes out a complicated mathematical equation detailing the easiest way to get the sword out of the stone. Then Mulch eats it (the equation, not the sword). Orion takes over and throws a tantrum—something about knights and round tables. Holly shocks him with a flare gun. The sword in the stone is taken for investigation, but not even the greatest technical experts can get it out. Everyone curses Mulch.

*inserts burp*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:52 am

Mulch clambers out of the machine, grumbling. Because the two words are essentially synonymous.

*Inserts a chicken*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby jkdnp » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:22 pm

Butler walks to the vending machine and sees the chicken. Noticing that his stomach is rumbling, he takes the chicken and discreetly slips away.

*inserts cookbook*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:56 pm

Mulch eats it. The equation didn't satisfy his hunger.

*inserts a live ape*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby FadingLight » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:30 pm

Beckett tries to play with the ape, while Myles tries to experiment with it. These two actions are not compatible. The ape is not amused.

*inserts mommy ape*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:08 pm

Mother ape pulls the ape off of the children, who are currently terrified.

*inserts the entire country of Japan*
Right now's avatar-Clownpiece

(Clownpiece will make America great again, by the way.)

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby jkdnp » Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:19 am

Juliet walks by and goes to the vending machine. Japan falls on top of her and try as she may, Jules just can't get the country off of her. Thankfully Butler comes and easily lifts the land mass off his sister.

*insert glitter mascara* (hopefully that actually exists, I'm not a makeup expert)
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:13 pm

Juliet integrates it into her wrestling attire

*inserts the source of a Mysterious Ticking Noise*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby jkdnp » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:03 pm

The entire cast of Potter Puppet Pals are attracted to the noise and begin their accapella-y song...
Then they explode.
*insert Lord Voldemort*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby FadingLight » Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:28 am

Trouble Kelp just happens to be walking by when Lord Voldy's head pops out of the machine and issues a death threat. The LEP commander is not the least bit scared of the funny-looking Mud Man. Trouble slams the lid of the machine down on the Dark Lord's head, knocking him out. Later, when the story finally reaches Artemis, he wonder who in their right mind would put He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in a vending machine.

*inserts rabid Harry Potter fan*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:36 am

Artemis pops out, looking annoyed. Who dared put him into that darned vending machine?! Looking up at the forum's text, he turns beetroot red. Oh great, AFC has found out that the great Artemis Fowl is a fan of a children's book. He will never live this down.

*inserts the alphabet*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby jkdnp » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:43 am

Beck is skipping by and thinks (for some reason-please don't ask me why) that the alphabet is chocolate. Of course he tries to eat it, and becomes the most well versed child the world has ever known, second of course to his big brother.
**insert chocolate covered dictionary**
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby KearaAdara » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:34 pm

Artemis is offended that anyone dared ill-treat a beautiful dictionary by smothering it with chocolate, while Beckett is offended that anyone dared ill-treat beautiful chocolate by using it to smother a dictionary.

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