Trouble Kelp just happens to be walking by when Lord Voldy's head pops out of the machine and issues a death threat. The LEP commander is not the least bit scared of the funny-looking Mud Man. Trouble slams the lid of the machine down on the Dark Lord's head, knocking him out. Later, when the story finally reaches Artemis, he wonder who in their right mind would put He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in a vending machine.
*inserts rabid Harry Potter fan*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short