After consulting Beckett, who has been appointed as the head of the Pop Culture Department, the Haven scientists conclude that they do not want to get on the owner of the twig's bad side. The right and honourable thing to do is to attempt to return the strange wand to its rightful bearer.
Then, they proceed to shut it up in a safe. Because let's face it, nothing bad is going to happen unless the fourth wall is irreparably breached.
On another note, Artemis is rather impressed his younger brother is already taking on books of doorstopping size.
*inserts a jay-like bird with white patches on its wings and a cracking fourth wall*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short