Me: Scarlett? Is that you?
Scarlett: *Wakes up and stretches* Hmm? Who are you?
Me: you can call me the Doctor
Scarlett: What? Isn't the Doctor supposed to be a man? And your eyebrows seem perfectly normal to me
Me: aww, thanks. Do you want me to prove it to you?
Me: Great! TARDIS is right over there *points to phone booth*
Scarlett: *beaming* YES! *runs to phone booth*
Me: *locks Scarlett's reflection in the booth*
Scarlett: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?
Me: *stretching out on the bench* You're clearly a madwoman in a box.
"In a world of locked rooms,
the man with the key is king,
and honey, you should see me in a crown."