…You walk around with a huge grin on your face after your favourite AF fanfiction updates.
…You take a magnifying glass to your graphic novels and try to see if the random Gnommish in some places says anything. And you are disappointed when it turns out to be gibberish.
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short