If Colfer Died and Took Artemis With Him, I Would...

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Re: If Colfer Died and Took Artemis With Him, I Would...

Postby Multiverse » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:27 pm

I´d probably cry for a couple of minutes, grieve for some hours, be sad for a day, moody for a week and slightly less happy for a few months. Then I´d re-read all of his books, possibly from the newest to the oldest, and of course post an R.I.P. statuses on Facebook.

I´d also try to get as many of my friends as possible to read AF.

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Postby ArtemisFowlFan » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:06 pm

If Colfer Died I would get a huge axe and go crazy and i would bleed to death after cutting myself with a butter knife and finnally scream IM THE NUT!
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Postby faeryenchanter^^ » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:50 pm

I think I would totally go mad and have a nervous breakdown.... :(
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Postby hollyshort121 » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:51 am

if colfer died i would be very x100 upset he is my best author and i would give anything to read his last book :crying2: [color=#008040][/color]

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Postby faeryenchanter^^ » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:39 am

I agree... :(
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Re: If Colfer Died and Took Artemis With Him, I Would...

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:09 pm

I would hang a huge poster of Arty with the writing RIP on it on the wall of my room. :(
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:45 pm

even better: the poster would be designed like a book cover, in which the author and book name would be clearly missing, and instead it would read: Butler could have killed me a thounsend different ways, but Colfer did it without even making any actions.
or somthing like that. could use some paraphrasing
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:47 am

I'd finish my portrait of Artemis and sadly hang it on my wall... and cry a bit.

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Postby faeryenchanter^^ » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:25 am

Agreed. And send hate mail to Eoin Colfer.
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Postby AthenaParadizo » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:06 pm

But he'd be dead! Why send hate mail to a dead person?

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Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:34 pm

AthenaParadizo wrote:But he'd be dead! Why send hate mail to a dead person?

yes, what kind of a horrible person sends hate letters to a dead person? that's an awful thing to do! what would you write in somthing like that? "I hate you for dying"?
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Postby Emmi-Kat » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:30 pm

I would get together my team, kidnap and then befriend a faerie, save a demon race in Limbo, befriend an imp, and use him to go back in time to stop Mr. Colfer's death!
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Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:15 pm

oh, that is a great idea!

gosh, too bad the guy that started this thread already finnished his research.... he would have enjoyed these...
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Postby AthenaParadizo » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:43 pm

Great idea, Emmie-Kat! If it ever happens, can I help? :laughing:

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Re: If Colfer Died and Took Artemis With Him, I Would...

Postby Emmi-Kat » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:57 am

Certainly! But I'm the mastermind behind this plot, m'kay? You can be my Butler!
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