The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Here's where it's all at... help TC the world answer the ultimate question! Debate wether Coffee is better than Cheese here! Yes.. so close... *twitch*
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Ihdreniel » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:52 pm

Gus wrote:
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Gus wrote:Actually, real mice don't eat cheese. It was drawn in a cartoon and now it's all stereotyped.

GusGusGus... how is it that you happen to know ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING on the planet? XD I want to steal your brain use it to pass math this year.

First off, I don't know everything.

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Nikita » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:08 pm

crystal_clear wrote:Cheese definitely, there's not really much to say. Each one has a different flavor and... cheese is just amazing. Not to mention it's really fun in a quiet room to all of a sudden state "I like cheese" and actually have truth behind it. And cheese can come in all different shapes... blocks, cubes, circles and jars. (well if it's like cheez whiz and it's in a jar... then it's jar shaped and you know it) not to mention it's mouldable. XD
Coffee? Sure, it smells good but it tastes GROSS. It's got that narsty after-taste... it didnt even taste good to begin with! No amount of whipped cream, cinnamon, chocolate sprinkles, hot chocolate or BAILEY'S will ever change that! EW!
Nikita wrote:And with whipped cream? Yumm. It's like heaven.

You can put whipped cream on cheese too... and it would taste better than coffee (i'd eat it... but that's just me XD)
Oh and before i forget, i dont know what kind of cheese you ate... (pepperjack? it doesnt sound very good) but cheese is only good plain in small amounts... too much makes me feel sick. But it's awesome baked into stuff. And it has to be real, not processed.


There are multiple types of coffee, too. There's a difference between half-caf, Frappucinos, caffe Macchiato, Lattes. Each has a refined taste. And with whipped cream and cinnamon...yumm. :) Why would you want to put whipped cream on cheese, anyway?
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Gus » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:08 am

Ihdreniel wrote:Pfft, denial. Between you and Diana, AFC could easily take over the world.

You're under the impression we haven't already. :P

Ihdreniel wrote:I... don't care. :laughing:

Yes, that was the mice's reaction too. *sighs*

Nikita wrote:There are multiple types of coffee, too. There's a difference between half-caf, Frappucinos, caffe Macchiato, Lattes. Each has a refined taste. And with whipped cream and cinnamon...yumm. :)

When will people learn that black coffee is the way to go? :P

At any rate, there's multiple types of black coffee too. Different types of coffee beans, different sized grinds, etc...
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Asphalt » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:10 am

Cheese is better than coffee a million times over. yes, it's personal because our coffee beans have no caffeine in them so when I want to stay awake until like three in the morning to study, I fall asleep at eleven You say cheese is fatty; that's partially true. Some cheese is, but have you ever had a Laughing Cow Light Cheese wedge? Granted, it's more like cream cheese, but it still counts as cheese! Zero fat, 35 calories for a wedge of cheese. But I digress.

Do coffee beans go well with crackers? On top of pasta? Well with pepperoni? Are they saleable in giant party platters? Do you put coffee beans in your sandwich? Can you put coffee beans in soup? Are there coffee bean sauces? Can you put coffee beans on everything imaginable to mankind? Do they have cans of imitation cheese? Coffee might have an ice cream flavor - but let's face it, the Japanese probably have cheese-flavored ice cream. [/overkill]

Coffee might smell good, but soon Bath and Body Works will come out coffee-scented hand sanitizer. Melty cheese is pure, guilty heaven.

If you think cheese comes in "huge, disgusting circles", have you seen what comes out of decaf coffee? It literally looks like soaked newspaper - that's your caffeine fix.

Besides, coffee gives you irregular heartbeat, chills, sweats, and it counteracts the natural restoration process of sleep.

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby crystal_clear » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:18 am

Nikita wrote:Why would you want to put whipped cream on cheese, anyway?

Why? Because i can... Cheese is just so much better than coffee. I mean... coffee isnt that good for you... it might jolt you awake but then it makes you all shivery and everything and then you go on a total down so you have to drink more coffee to keep you more energized... in fact it's a never ending cycle of coffee drinking. It's called SLEEP. But anyway, if you're dead set on staying awake longer at night... become nocturnal like i did over the break XD.
You can do so much more with cheese, it fills you up--allowing you to live for another day, it's a lot more interesting, it adds personality oh help us all... not the cheez whiz commercial...you can cut it, melt it, shred it... and you can bake with it...heck, you can even throw it at people and it wont burn them or splatter all over the place, how amazing is that XD.
Coffee just sits there and steams un-appatizingly.
Asphalt wrote:Do coffee beans go well with crackers? On top of pasta? Well with pepperoni? Are they saleable in giant party platters? Do you put coffee beans in your sandwich? Can you put coffee beans in soup? Are there coffee bean sauces? Can you put coffee beans on everything imaginable to mankind? Do they have cans of imitation cheese? Coffee might have an ice cream flavor - but let's face it, the Japanese probably have cheese-flavored ice cream. [/overkill]

I totally love this... and i totally agree with it, it brightened my day. Except for maybe the ice cream part says the girl who would put whipped cream on cheese.
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby The Walrus » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:42 am

After thinking intensely about this for about 1 second, I would have to say coffee is better. Not only is cheese kind of gross but coffee has the miracle of caffeine on its side. Coffee is both pleasant for your mouth and your mind. Plus, you can do so many different things with it, you can have it with or without chocolate, with or without suger, with or without cream, etc. Plus, coffee has lots of practical uses, like the one Arty_Gal mentioned. Also you have not lived until you have drank 5 entire cups of coffee in half an hour.
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Tyrison » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:20 am

The Walrus wrote:Also you have not lived until you have drank 5 entire cups of coffee in half an hour.

Oh yes. That is the best thing ever. All-nighters with Coffee are awesome. Shall I show my coffecup plushie?

I'd definitely go with coffee. Coffee is unique, and it has different variations of its uniqueness. For example, hazelnut coffee is wonderful. As is a Frappuccino. There is nothing else in the world like coffee, nowhere.

Cheese, on the other hand...it gets so rubbery...and when you don't melt it right, it tastes like fridge. *sticks tongue out* And if it's not fresh, it tastes so...dead, like it's a year old.
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Juice » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:12 am

Coffeecoffeecoffee.

Any kind of coffee works for me, and I would definitely prefer it over cheese. Cheese is all smelly, and leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Coffee, however...is just...coffee. Here's an example, which should probably go into the quote thread, but oh well.

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Me: *Drinks more espresso* *comes back to life*

The new universal coffee slogan is this: "Coffee; killing people and then bringing them back to life, one drinker at a time."

Coffee wins!
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby lethe_naiad » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:26 am

But coffee is a drug!

No to drugs, yes to hugs.

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby TrojanCentaur » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:44 am

That's it. Only three more people decided to contribute to the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of wether coffee is better than cheese, or the other way around... I sat down today and thought hard... there had to be another way... then it came to me... yes... it was the only way... sacrifices must be made... *twitch*

The only way I was going to get poeple onto the idea of doing this right was if I was to FORCE everyone to think about Coffee and Cheese! I COULD TURN THIS ENTIRE PLACE INTO A CHEESE VS COFFEE DEBATING RING! MWAHAHAHAHA! *cue lightning strikes*

So yes... you all leave me all no choice... do my bidding young minions, set your brains against the ultimate question, and all will be well... yes... *twitch*

The answer shall be mine! ALL MINE!!! Mwahahahaha!

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Matt » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:15 am

First of all, TC, we all know that coffee's better... you can't eat cheese to keep you up on those long nights studying, eh?

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Raknar » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:39 am

i make a most excellent cup of coffee, using melted cheese instead of cream...

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Hello » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:36 am

Okay guys seriously, we all know cheese is the absolute answer to life, the universe, and everything. Cheese pwns 42, therefore cheese must pwn coffee.

TC! Bring back the forums now! :cursing:
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Ihdreniel » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:54 am

Oh wow, I can't believe I didn't suspect some sort of April Fool's thing the moment this "debate" was made a Global Announcement. XD

Well I, for one, am extremely happy with this change. I'll admit that I've never been into this "Artemis Fowl" thing (er, it's a book series or something, right?)- I only joined these forums so I could talk with you wonderful people. ;)
And I also got up a little bit early so I could log on before school and see what's going on. Y'all should feel special, yo.

Oh, and CHEESE FTW.
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby arty_gal » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:08 pm

COFFEE, ftw.

Yes, yes, yes. Besides cheese is just weird. Coffee is amazing, dark, sinful, useful, awesome. Someone ought to lock this thread, tis pointless. *points at sig*
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