Nikita wrote:Why would you want to put whipped cream on cheese, anyway?
Why? Because i can... Cheese is just so much better than coffee. I mean... coffee isnt that good for you... it might jolt you awake but then it makes you all shivery and everything and then you go on a total down so you have to drink more coffee to keep you more energized... in fact it's a never ending cycle of coffee drinking. It's called SLEEP. But anyway, if you're dead set on staying awake longer at night... become nocturnal like i did over the break XD.
You can do so much more with cheese, it fills you up--allowing you to live for another day, it's a lot more interesting, it adds personality
oh help us all... not the cheez whiz commercial
...you can cut it, melt it, shred it... and you can bake with it...heck, you can even throw it at people and it wont burn them or splatter all over the place, how amazing is that XD.
Coffee just sits there and steams un-appatizingly.
Asphalt wrote:Do coffee beans go well with crackers? On top of pasta? Well with pepperoni? Are they saleable in giant party platters? Do you put coffee beans in your sandwich? Can you put coffee beans in soup? Are there coffee bean sauces? Can you put coffee beans on everything imaginable to mankind? Do they have cans of imitation cheese? Coffee might have an ice cream flavor - but let's face it, the Japanese probably have cheese-flavored ice cream. [/overkill]
I totally love this... and i totally agree with it, it brightened my day. Except for maybe the ice cream part
says the girl who would put whipped cream on cheese