Lor watched his ship sink slowly. She smiled, this would be easier than she thought. Then the ship's crew began to throw things overboard, losing his food, rum and slaves. She gritted her teeth, she always hated when pirates carried slaves. She was one herself, a long time ago.
Lor used to have a family, vague memories were all that were left. She remembered once having a brother, a mother, she never knew her father he left when she was younger. But she was taken by pirates at the age of 7, after the claims of her real life were discovered she was forced to work. She learned the craft of skypirating and soon became a Captain of her own.
"Sasha, take the wheel. I'm leading the boys in boarding the Elisemay." She left and drew her pistol. She grabbed a piece of hanging rope. "Prepare to be boarded!" She yelled. She swung over, followed by most of her crew.
She landed with a thud onto the deck and began to shoot. She eyed the captain and pushed her way through the crowd.
"Edwin, what's the plural for Ox?"
"Oxen. The farmer used his oxen."
"What's the plural for box?"
"Boxen! I bought two boxen of doughnuts."
---Brain's stupid in school comedy skit
"I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude." ----Tropic Thunder
"Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock." ------ Buffy season 6
"He was like....Napoleon!" ---Me