Postby The Walrus » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:31 pm
Lol, I doubt flying and beating up trolls is going to keep the game from being awful. As much as I like the series, THQ pretty much has a monopoly on licensed games based on kid's movies, and every single one of those games are lousy prolefeed designed to make a quick buck; the Artemis Fowl game (which I'm sure THQ will make) will be no exception.
Official Mascot of the AFC Secret Agents
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saying, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"
-Tombstone Blues, Bob Dylan