“This can't be real. Evil pixies, bloodthirsty trolls, sheltering on a replica of a temple named after my namesake— Wait, is that a posterior? Okay, that proves it. This must be a hallucination.”
“Gee, Artemis. I wish.”
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I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short