Postby FadingLight » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:11 pm
"Or perhaps the exploding lamp was simply an exploding lamp" Artemis Fowl II's thoughts, pg. 115, ch. 4, the Lost Colony
"And, seeing as we're insulting each other, I always thought you'd be taller. Plus, your hips are wobbly."—Kolin Ozkopy, pg. 75, ch.4, the Last Guardian
"Underpants."—Beckett Fowl, Pg. 80, ch. 5, the Last Guardian
"Yes, well, the barely conceivable is Artemis Fowl's specialty."—Holly Short, Pg. 322, ch. 19, the Last Guardian
"And to turn from the light for too long could cost a person his soul."—the narrator, pg. 99, ch. 6, the Last Guardian
"Whatever's in there, I'm blaming Jayjay."—Mulch Diggums, Pg. 226, ch. 12, the Time Paradox
"Ludicrous. This entire affair. A dead boy escaping on an extinct animal."—Artemis Fowl II's thoughts, Pg. 299, ch. 13, the Time Paradox
"The hairy one is dead."—Domovoi Butler, Pg. 275, ch. 13, the Time Paradox
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"You teenagers are all the same. Let's see if your generation does any better with the planet."
"Believe me, we teenagers are not all the same. And I intend to do quite a bit better."—Adam Adamsson and Artemis Fowl II, pg. 11, ch. 1, the Atlantis Complex
"Those on the fringes of the law move faster than those bound by it, which is where I come in."—Artemis Fowl II, pg. 23, ch. 1, the Atlantis Complex
"So you're saying that Shelly is going to light a fart?"
" No, Shelly is going to light the fart. He has stored enough methane to power Haven for a year. There hasn't been a fart like this since the last dwarf tribal gathering."—Holly Short and Foaly, Pg. 37, ch. 2, the Time Paradox
"Look at my face, Holly. This is my stern face. Do not do it, Holly. Do not return to the island. Humans did every day, and we do not interfere. The LEP never interferes."
"I know the rules."—Holly Short, pg. 39, ch. 2, the Time Paradox
"I wish you would stop using me as a guinea pig."—Holly Short, pg. 33, ch. 2, the Time Paradox
"Ah, I see. Artemis Fowl never does what he's told."—No. 1, pg. 87, ch. 5, the Time Paradox
"Quantum zombies. I need to get a copy of that program."—Foaly, pg. 95, ch. 5, the Time Paradox
"I don't like it, Arty. But it's a good plan."—Holly Short, pg. 291, ch. 18, the Last Guardian
"I am Butler. Everything I say sounds tough."—Domovoi Butler, pg. 243, ch. 15, the Time Paradox
"Peace be within me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, tell me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs."—Opal Koboi, pg. 310, ch. 13, the Time Paradox
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short