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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:26 am

math teacher: ok, did any of you expirience trouble with this subject?
student: it was pretty easy.
t: what I gave you for homework?
s: yeah.
t: cuz this subject is considered a difficult one.
s: oh.. then I probably hadn't done my homework.


the teacher gave us some work to do in class. one of the guys (let's call him A) was talking to one of the girls (let's call her S) and wasn't doing the work.
teacher sees he didn't do the assignment and asks why.
A: this is hard, it takes time.
Teacher: so does talking with S.
A: exactly, imagine trying to do both- it takes a long time!
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:41 am

I was playing dress up with my teacher's kids at school on Saturday (we were building sets and someone had to keep them busy) They dressed me up as a bride, and then tried to marry me to someone, they kept saying, "Do you take this awfully wedded bride to be you wife?" It was really funny!
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:55 am

"I know you are playing!!!!! you never do anything important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-my sister and her conspiricy theories
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But now I forgot what it was.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby elf_with_attitude » Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:22 am

Idiot: Hey,Ginger!
Me:*sigh* it's not Ginger, it's dark ginger.
Idiot: errr, hey, dark ginger?
Me: *Smacks forehead.*
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:48 am

"There is only one difference between me and God in my house; I get to whip my kids!" Whip as in spank or pop on the bum...this was from a dream I had, actually...

(I was talking to the teacher and one kid from drama club, when the teacher suddenly excuses himself) "I...uh, have a meeting....see you tomorrow."*books it down the hallway*then the other kid asked me out. :| I said no, but I thought that the teacher was funny. X3 He was obviously in on it.

"and so it folds over and over like..."
"like guacamole!!!"
"Yes, like guacamole"

"My schedule is so clear, it's like Scotch tape!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby chukaliteluvver » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:42 am

My friend was talking with somebody about there being a Gay Pride parade in Phoenix, Arizona in JULY. The idea of walking around the streets of Phoenix in July seemed ridiculous to me, so I said, "Really? That's so hot! That's really, really, hot!" Of course, my friends took it the wrong way and now they're all laughing at me for it. XD
Welcome to my world. I say stuff like that and only register it WAY later... :(

Oh, and I was eating some iced buns from my friend's stash in class, and she was reading a book. She read out from it. It went all, "Hey, dad, did you know that when a chicken does a poo it has a little white bit on the top? And that's the wee! It looks like an iced bun sometimes!" (Terry Pratchett's Snuff) and I was all O.O

I didn't finish the bun. I kept visualizing chicken droppings.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:05 am

Here's a strange haiku:

Pickles are yummy.
Pickles like my sister's clothes.
Pickles ain't no math.

This was made up when I wanted pickles while doing math HW. Typical.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:24 am

"Rainbows are nature's rainbows" ~ Dan vs.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby La Souris Bleue » Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:42 pm

''Hey, what's your favorite American actress ?''
''Well, I like Mathieu Kassovitz a lot !''
Thanks Dad x')

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I'm sure there's some great philosphy hidden in there, but never could figure out where.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:10 am

"You remind me of eating ketchup."

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby KearaAdara » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:55 am

Eat the orange on your left. No, not that left.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:01 pm

I have an awesome English professor

"English is a dirty, filthy, language that is only popular because of a book in which one man kisses another man's butt."

"Life is like Twilight, it sucks"

"If you're going to insult me, make sure to have good grammar while doing it"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 am

Excerpts from eating contest:

Friend 1: "I'm choking on yogurt!"

Friend 2: "If you eat all your ketchup, I'll drink all my soy sauce."

Friend 1: (to random person) "I just ate a full container of ketchup!"

Friend 2: "Yay! I don't have very much soy sauce!"

Friend 1: "I won!" (pretends to throw up)
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby FadingLight » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:22 pm

Here's something I found on another site:

"Don't question shipper logic, lest your head go boom."

Not sure if it counts since I didn't hear anyone say it.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:19 pm

"I'm a Charizard! Meow!"
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