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(ARTEMIS opens a door.)
ARTEMIS: Mother, are you awake?
ANGILINE: Of course I’m awake. How can I sleep in this blinding glare?
(ARTEMIS enters the room.)
ANGILINE: Artemis, darling, where have you been?
ARTEMIS: School trip, mother. Skiing in Austria.
ANGILINE: They crawl along the pillow and into my ears. At night that’s what I hear.
ARTEMIS: Mother, I-
ANGILINE: Do you here them? They’re everywhere. Now leave and don’t come back. I’ve been given such a scare.
ANGILINE: Send that girl back up with the pickle slices. And make sure they’re clean this time.
(ANGILINE exits. ARTEMIS gets on the computer.)
ARTEMIS: Gnommish… Gnommish… What blasted translation system doesn’t have Gnommish?
(ARTEMIS clicks on Google Images. A Gnommish chart pops up. ARTEMIS looks at the Book, then back at the chart.)
ARTEMIS: Butler, get Juliet and come up here.
(BUTLER and JULIET enter.)
BUTLER: What’s the story, morning glory?
ARTEMIS: The leprechaun is bound by certain rituals. To renew their magic, the must pick a seed from a tree ((fine, an ancient oak tree by a bend in the river)) during a full moon.
JULIET: Well, Artemis, the thing is… Leprechauns, they’re not real, don’t you?
ARTEMIS: I assure you, Juliet, they are very real. Fairies are about to help me restore the Fowl Family fortune. All we have to do now is capture one.
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