12)Give him any 'M' rated A/H fanfiction, as either Holly or Artemis would inevitably kill him.
13)Arrest him, and then taunt him.
14)Tease him relentlessly and say he likes Juliet, and he is such a Romeo.
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D