Er... 50 things not to do to Juliet.
1) Never tell her she is shipped with Mulch in some fanfics.
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.... Stuff."
I have a lot of fandoms.
I'm loosing it. I lost it. Maddie ate it.