That is a pathetic impersionation of me, I have enough brain cells to use standard English rather than contractions. I also have better uses for my valuable time than traipsing on websites and correcting spelling errors.
Me: sorry if I've insulted anyone, but I can imagine Artemis saying that.
You impersonators are getting tiring. If I had the equipment to hand, I'd mindwipe you all this instant!
Crazed fangirl: Noooo! *hits Arty over the head with a wooden plank*
*Half an hour later...*
Orion: Greetings, fair ladies, noble knights!
Mind-wiping is not a logical solution to this strange problem, nor is it practical or legal. I cannot mind-wipe people through the internet, and I am not so diabolical as to find your locations and track you down.
And I thought we had established that I have overcome my Atlantis Complex.
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