"There is only one difference between me and God in my house; I get to whip my kids!" Whip as in spank or pop on the bum...this was from a dream I had, actually...
(I was talking to the teacher and one kid from drama club, when the teacher suddenly excuses himself) "I...uh, have a meeting....see you tomorrow."*books it down the hallway*then the other kid asked me out. :| I said no, but I thought that the teacher was funny. X3 He was obviously in on it.
"and so it folds over and over like..."
"Yes, like guacamole"
"My schedule is so clear, it's like Scotch tape!"
"We all have our own time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams." ~Jeremy Irons
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