YAY!!!!! book clubs! *signs up real quick*
.:Quotes from Artemis Fowl:.
"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron."
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."
"Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."
"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order ? la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?"
"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."
"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."