2) Please do not post in netspeak, l33tspeak or chatspeak. Occasional uses of "lol" or "lmao", etc., are fine, but posts that are consistently written in anything other than grammatically correct English will not be tolerated. Have at least five distinct words in your post, and limit your use of smileys/emoticons to no more than 4 per post.
It used to be the 10-word rule, but I guess we shortened it to five. Still, it should be five real words or something. XD