Lol, now that you mention it, you guys are. XD (Even though Artemis Fowl is technically supposed to be geared toward male fans, it seems like often more female fans are the ones who join sites like this. Same with fanfiction.net. It's an interesting dynamic, I've always wondered why that is. I've heard there have been scientific studies done on the subject, lol.)
I'm female myself, but I'm guessing that's not really news, lol.
“After all, absolutely no one can help but suspect a criminal, liar, and manipulator of committing crimes, lying, and manipulating. And of course, no one is more aware of that simple fact than Artemis Fowl.”
Opal sets into motion her most diabolical scheme yet, to frame Artemis and turn his closest friends against him. Only this time she has a new calculating partner who knows Artemis better than he knows himself. [An Artemis Fowl fanfiction, set after The Atlantic Complex.]
...Shameless self-advertising, guys! C;
(And if you're really bored: AF fanart. ;J)