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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Celsica » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:24 am

813) Approach a total stranger, tickle him/her and ask him/her "Did I just make you day happier?"
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:13 pm

814) ask people to bring you to their leader and tell them you come in peace...
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:16 pm

815) drop somthing, wait for somone to pick it up then scream at them: hey!!! thats myne! :angry:
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But now I forgot what it was.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:48 pm

816. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 

817. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

818. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 

819. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 

820. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 

821. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 

Hmmmm. Anything else?
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:50 pm

822) practice kong-fu in the elevator
823) sing: this is the song that gets on everybody's nerves... using a megaphone
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:02 pm

I love that song! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes! (repeat x1000000 or until you get smacked)

824. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 
825. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:05 pm

824) stand in a public restroom, wait for people to come in and then tell them there is a shortage on water so they shoulden't flush...

825) open a lemonade stand in the elevator!
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:12 pm

well, I'm on elevator roll so all the following should be done in elevators:
826) make a "ding" every time you reach a new floor
827) put a 'crime scene' tape in the entrence
828)mumble about all the ways an elevator accident might happend
829) press one of the buttens and pretend to get electricuted
830) demand people to pay "elevator using tax" :laughing: :laughing:
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:20 pm

831. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

832. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

833. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

835. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

836. Ask people what gender they are.

837. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

838. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

839. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

840. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

842. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Don't blink.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.... Stuff."

I have a lot of fandoms.
Spoiler:
Doctor Who, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Elementary, Torchwood, Starkid, and Homestuck are some of them.
I'm loosing it. I lost it. Maddie ate it.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:11 pm

843) go trick-or-treating in July (works better if you passed the trick-or-treating age already)
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:00 pm

844) giggle to people and say: I have new socks!
845) open your bag, look into it and say: are you sure you have enough oxegin in there?
846) read a book and over re-act to it: I cant belive he did that!, Oh my, THAT is hilarius! ect. :lol:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby chukaliteluvver » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:49 pm

847) Say "I love chocolates" over and over to someone who does not have a chocolate. That REALLY bugs people. :lick:
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:55 am

849) use very old and long words... I have a girl in my class who does that... so easy to hate...
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Purple_Enigma » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:47 pm

850) post spam like two or three posts above :/ ANNOYING :/
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'I must go,Butler,' said Artemis firmly.'My mind is eating me alive.I think the guilt is the main problem.I must do whatever I can to atone.'
'And?' said Butler,unconvinced.
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If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwarts' smartest student is in another house.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:22 pm

851 Huggle random people.

852 Say " Will you marry me?" to the person you choose to hug. It works better if its someone of the same gender.

853 If the said person says some thing like "What The...?!", pretend to cry.

854 If that person tries to do something, say " you MONSTA!" 1000x until the police arrests you or the person.
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