Artemis finds the hat and mails it back to Foaly, with a sarcastic note about his paranoia. Unfortunately, when the package arrives, Caballine is the one who opens it. She's appalled by Foaly's fashion sense, or lack of thereof.
*inserts Foaly's list of excuses*
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short