Huh… I like Mulch, just as I like laughing my head off and having my mom give me very confused looks. I don't mind characters who are comic relief, and in the Eternity Code, he did decide to try and help Artemis, despite the risk to his life.
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short