A lot of the characters are kind of strange… but I agree, Orion wins. Who knew there was any part of Artemis that for even the slightest second considered making the a comment on princesses and noble steeds? Especially when looking at Holly and Foaly? (Well, Artemis likely knew that would earn him a punch. Or a jab to the solar plexus.)
Which part of Artemis's brain is capable of so throughly humiliating himself while oblivious to the very fact and babbling about birthmarks?
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short