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Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby Bubbles39 » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:36 am

So I've been looking through the books and finding random funny quotes and I said so whats the best one I didn't see? It can be by any Artemis Fowl character. I have a lot of favorites but the best ones for me are by Holly. :)
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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby faeryenchanter^^ » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:16 am

I like it when Artemis said:

I don't like lolipops.

It was totally random and stupid. Hehe.
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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby JetDragon1656 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:40 am

Mine would be: "If I were you then you'd be me and if I were you then I would hide somewhere far away". Love that quote to death!!!!!! I think I might add it to me signature nowww.... :lick:
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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby AthenaParadizo » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:02 am

I love: "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."
It's great for everyday use - the annoying people in my class at school think I'm some kind of genius (I'm not!), but they still pick on me. One day a girl in my class asked me what my IQ was, and I gave her the vampire grin and quoted those two sentences. She believed me, and I managed not to laugh until she was out of earshot!
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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby Merv Simestra » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:15 am

Mine has to be one of the lollipop ones or the "Artemis simpletoon" ones. :laughing:
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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby JetDragon1656 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:39 pm

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favourite AF phrases

Postby the grove of tara » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:07 pm

ok simply add your favourite phrases from Artemis Fowl. If we get 100 phrases and I'll hold a vote to pick the best.

"don't tell me a visit to the bathroom jogged your memory"- Holly Short
"I turned down gold butler! Me turn down gold!"- Artemis Fowl 2nd
"Yes though I've had little experience in this area, So I may have to read up on it." Artemis Fowl 2nd

(by the way these aren't included in the vote)
(Anyone who knows the link between all these phrases add me :laughing: )

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Re: favourite AF phrases

Postby the grove of tara » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:32 am

why is no one answering you all looked but no one answered yet :(

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Re: favourite AF phrases

Postby the grove of tara » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:19 am

answer me :cursing:

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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby AF Lover » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:07 pm

"Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot"
~Holly Short, The Arctic Incident

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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby FadingLight » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:17 pm

“I am swimming with sharks. And I am prepared to become one of them.”—Young Artemis'a thoughts, the Time Paradox

“You teenagers are all the same. Let's see if your generation does any better with the planet.”
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Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby KearaAdara » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:26 am

Woah, the format here's messed up a bit. AF Lover, posting in 2015, is on page 1. Hmm.. Anyway, I love lollipops is a beautiful quote, but mentioned way too many times in the Artemis Fowl fandom. So...

I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

Seriously. My IQ isn't even that much above average. .-. But I do well academically and they, well... Kind of don't. Not to be mean but yeah. It's useful for when they think I'm some kind of genius, I won't delude myself but it is rather amusing to see their reactions.

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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby NerdGurl » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:23 am

"I don't like lollipops."
I love that one! :laughing: <3 Sooo funny!

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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby NerdGurl » Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:57 pm

"Oh, brilliant. I must write that down in my witty retorts book."--Mulch :lick:

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Re: Whats your favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

Postby FadingLight » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:12 pm

There's actually a trope for that:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LameComeback

And Artemis, to his probable eternal shame, is listed as an example.
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short


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