ok simply add your favourite phrases from Artemis Fowl. If we get 100 phrases and I'll hold a vote to pick the best.
"don't tell me a visit to the bathroom jogged your memory"- Holly Short
"I turned down gold butler! Me turn down gold!"- Artemis Fowl 2nd
"Yes though I've had little experience in this area, So I may have to read up on it." Artemis Fowl 2nd
(by the way these aren't included in the vote)
(Anyone who knows the link between all these phrases add me