You know you're an AF nerd when… okay, personal experience: I was going to speak front of my whole class and my teacher. I was re-reading the Time Paradox at the time, and I could just hear Artemis saying that I really had no reason to be worried, since he had to argue for a friend's life in front of a whole bunch of bloodthirsty Extinctionists while wearing a fake beard. This didn't make me feel any better.
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short