Ho, I don't think there are many who will be able to top that one.
You know you are an AF nerd when you look at old posts on a fan forum and realize you have a novel's worth of writing.
You also know you're an AF nerd when you see how slow the fandom has gotten since the last book came out, and realize how starved for AF-chat you are. ;9
“After all, absolutely no one can help but suspect a criminal, liar, and manipulator of committing crimes, lying, and manipulating. And of course, no one is more aware of that simple fact than Artemis Fowl.”
Opal sets into motion her most diabolical scheme yet, to frame Artemis and turn his closest friends against him. Only this time she has a new calculating partner who knows Artemis better than he knows himself. [An Artemis Fowl fanfiction, set after The Atlantic Complex.]
...Shameless self-advertising, guys! C;
(And if you're really bored: AF fanart. ;J)