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The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Here's where it's all at... help the world answer the ultimate question! Debate wether Coffee is better than Cheese here! Yes.. so close... *twitch*
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Postby Nikita » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:01 am

I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about.

Which is better, cheese or coffee?

Personally, I think that coffee > cheese. It's rich, it's pure, it's got a tantalizing smell, it jolts you awake...what else can you ask for? Apart from the taste, which is simply magnificent, of course. The coffee beans themselves smell so good, it's sometimes all I can do to stop myself from downing the whole cup in one swallow. And with whipped cream? Yumm. It's like heaven.

Cheese, on the other hand, is loaded with fat and tastes absolutely terrible. It tastes like you're biting dried glue, honestly. I once tried a piece of this disgusting Pepper Jack cheese and nearly gagged. Besides, cheese comes in these huge, disgusting circles. There's a reason why mice are always portrayed as liking cheese - no one else in their sane mind would actually like it.

Discuss.
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

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Postby Lime Yay » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:26 am


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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Centaurboi2 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:44 am

I don't like coffee its nasty, for the most part, but cheese! I love cheese, its on pizza, macaroni, ham sandwiches, an kind of sandwiches. It the ultimate dairy product. And its a great party appetizer, crackers and cheese, the perfect snack, who goes "hmm, I'm hungry lets have a nice cupa joe?" its insane.


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Postby TrojanCentaur » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:58 am

Finally, I thought I'd never see the day. I have to say, this thread is what I've been waiting for for years!

Cheese, so fantastically soft and sweet, the best food ever, but coffee? It's useful, it smelly heavenly, and it also tases awesome! But cheese, it's also healthy for you, it's high in calcium... argh, you're making me choose between my two most favorite things in the entire world!

There has to be some way to choose the best...

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby crystal_clear » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:56 am


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Postby lethe_naiad » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:28 am

Coffee is full of nasty caffeine drugs that make your body and brain go psycho. And it tastes disgusting.

Cheese is wonderful. Camembert on a summer's day and hot pizza in winter. What more could you ask for?

Camembert FTW!

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Postby sharkie » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:49 pm

Coffee simply because I prefer to drink things to eating things. You don't get full on juice, you pee a lot, but you don't get full.
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby arty_gal » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:24 pm

Look, cheese is awesome and all, but coffee, darlings, has appeal. Cheese doesn't give you that high. Most importantly, cheese doesn't keep you awake so you can cram at the last moment and pass your exam.

So coffee. DUH. Buzz off, cheese.

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Gus » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:04 pm


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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby TrojanCentaur » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:22 pm

I was thinking last night, this debate is seriously winding me up... surely all the vast resources and knowledge I have of these forums can be put to use in solving this question... yes... I'll make this a global announcement! That should do it...

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby TrojanCentaur » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:35 pm

Come on people! Talk about it! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! *twitch*

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Postby Gus » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:37 pm

Oh, I think we've finally found the Great Question!

The answer's 42, by the way. Dunno how it'll help, but they always said that the answer only makes sense when you have the question.

Oh, and the universe is supposed to cease to exist and be replaced by something crazier...

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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

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