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Artemis Fowl Confidential Fan Forum • The ONLY REAL DEBATE. - Page 2
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Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:52 pm
by Ihdreniel

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:08 pm
by Nikita

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:08 am
by Gus

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:10 am
by Asphalt
Cheese is better than coffee a million times over. You say cheese is fatty; that's partially true. Some cheese is, but have you ever had a Laughing Cow Light Cheese wedge? Zero fat, 35 calories for a wedge of cheese. But I digress.

Do coffee beans go well with crackers? On top of pasta? Well with pepperoni? Are they saleable in giant party platters? Do you put coffee beans in your sandwich? Can you put coffee beans in soup? Are there coffee bean sauces? Can you put coffee beans on everything imaginable to mankind? Do they have cans of imitation cheese? Coffee might have an ice cream flavor - but let's face it, the Japanese probably have cheese-flavored ice cream. [/overkill]

Coffee might smell good, but soon Bath and Body Works will come out coffee-scented hand sanitizer. Melty cheese is pure, guilty heaven.

If you think cheese comes in "huge, disgusting circles", have you seen what comes out of decaf coffee? It literally looks like soaked newspaper - that's your caffeine fix.

Besides, coffee gives you irregular heartbeat, chills, sweats, and it counteracts the natural restoration process of sleep.

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:18 am
by crystal_clear

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:42 am
by The Walrus
After thinking intensely about this for about 1 second, I would have to say coffee is better. Not only is cheese kind of gross but coffee has the miracle of caffeine on its side. Coffee is both pleasant for your mouth and your mind. Plus, you can do so many different things with it, you can have it with or without chocolate, with or without suger, with or without cream, etc. Plus, coffee has lots of practical uses, like the one Arty_Gal mentioned. Also you have not lived until you have drank 5 entire cups of coffee in half an hour.

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:20 am
by Tyrison

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:12 am
by Juice
Coffeecoffeecoffee.

Any kind of coffee works for me, and I would definitely prefer it over cheese. Cheese is all smelly, and leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Coffee, however...is just...coffee. Here's an example, which should probably go into the quote thread, but oh well.

Me: *Drinks double espresso shot coffee thing* *dies*
Friend: Oh my God! He's dead! Quick, we need more coffee over here!
Me: *Drinks more espresso* *comes back to life*

The new universal coffee slogan is this: "Coffee; killing people and then bringing them back to life, one drinker at a time."

Coffee wins!

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:26 am
by lethe_naiad
But coffee is a drug!

No to drugs, yes to hugs.

*glomp*

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:44 am
by TrojanCentaur
That's it. Only three more people decided to contribute to the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of wether coffee is better than cheese, or the other way around... I sat down today and thought hard... there had to be another way... then it came to me... yes... it was the only way... sacrifices must be made... *twitch*

The only way I was going to get poeple onto the idea of doing this right was if I was to FORCE everyone to think about Coffee and Cheese! I COULD TURN THIS ENTIRE PLACE INTO A CHEESE VS COFFEE DEBATING RING! MWAHAHAHAHA! *cue lightning strikes*

So yes... you all leave me all no choice... do my bidding young minions, set your brains against the ultimate question, and all will be well... yes... *twitch*

The answer shall be mine! ALL MINE!!! Mwahahahaha!

TC,
... *more evil cackling*

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:15 am
by Matt
First of all, TC, we all know that coffee's better... you can't eat cheese to keep you up on those long nights studying, eh?

And relax, man, give me back my Admin permissions!

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:39 am
by Raknar
i make a most excellent cup of coffee, using melted cheese instead of cream...

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:36 am
by Hello
Okay guys seriously, we all know cheese is the absolute answer to life, the universe, and everything. Cheese pwns 42, therefore cheese must pwn coffee.

TC! Bring back the forums now! :cursing:

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:54 am
by Ihdreniel


Well I, for one, am extremely happy with this change. I'll admit that I've never been into this "Artemis Fowl" thing (er, it's a book series or something, right?)- I only joined these forums so I could talk with you wonderful people. ;)


Oh, and CHEESE FTW.

Re: The ONLY REAL DEBATE.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:08 pm
by arty_gal
COFFEE, ftw.

Yes, yes, yes. Besides cheese is just weird. Coffee is amazing, dark, sinful, useful, awesome. Someone ought to lock this thread, tis pointless. *points at sig*