FAILFAILFAIL, NIKEETUH. It's lyke, I dunno, just sooooo much more teh kewliez. Lyke, we can't expect a coffee fan like u to understand our cheese-luving wayz. That's just, lyke, so typical of coffee-drinkers, omg.
"eeeep!" says the insane chibling.
And then. . .
Co-President of the Obnoxious Teenager Club
"Quantity > quality! Remember that."
(P.S. Ze opéra ghost wants 'is paycheck.)