Shigure:High school girls! 1 2 3! High School Girls! All for me!
Shigure: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohrus cut. That is, if it isnt a problem.
Hatori : No problem. Ill stop by the house this evening.
Shigure: Hmmm? What s this, Hatori? I don t think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
Shigure: I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Motoko: You're a worthy opponent Hatsuharu Sohma, but still... YOUR HAIR IS UNACCEPTABLE AND YOULL NEVER CONVINCE ME THATS YOUR NATURAL COLOR!
Haru drags Motoko into the bathroom
5 seconds later
Motoko: The evidence is irrefutable. There are things in this world I have yet to understand.
Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.