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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Reyna » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:13 pm

171) Get a friend and act like you are a spy, following a person around and doing dorky rolls, hiding behind things that don't hide you, stuff like that. Works best in Wal-Mart.
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Postby Creatress » Fri May 01, 2009 5:14 am

172) Carry a rope, letting it trail on the floor behind you. Introduce everyone to your pet snake/lizard/[insert preferred pet here].

173) Go up to people and wisely quote books/movies/etc. to them. Whilst Foaly classics are ideal for this, I also suggest starting up a conversation with Holly's: "I... I think I kissed you!"
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Fantasykat » Sat May 09, 2009 7:38 pm

174do these things in elevators: When someone comes into the elevator, hold the door saying " hold on i am just waitin for a friend." regardless if they turn up or not.

175 Pretend to be claustraphobic.

176 talk to your imaginary bff.

177 :lick: ( this is for smallville fans!) say " i have been infected by kriptonite and i can do stuff with my mind. i am going to make the elevator drop and cut your hands off."
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Fantasykat » Sat May 09, 2009 7:40 pm

this is not fanatasykat its her bff. um go up to anti- twilight peeps and repeat this saying over and over " twilight sucks. edward would NEVER go out with you!" :lick:
(done this before!)
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Postby Fantasykat » Wed May 27, 2009 8:06 pm

179: Stare at a person, breathing heavily, and steadily move closer. (Don't blink.) :confused:
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Postby Luna_Wolf_Norway » Wed May 27, 2009 8:23 pm

Ok, 180; Be hyperactiv an entire day! And repeatedly say your friends names and ask them meaningless questions.


This is real funny! :laughing:
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Postby optiguy » Wed May 27, 2009 8:29 pm

Umm, Fantasykat, please don't double-post. If you have to, you can edit your original post.



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Postby Antilles » Fri May 29, 2009 1:36 am

181: Put a doll in a baby car seat, put it on top of the car, and then drive through a busy intersection as if you forgot it's still there. I guarantee that will get people's attention.

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Postby DaMan23 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:18 pm

182) Walk directly behind someone and when they turn around say "What?" (look confused, it always works)

183) Eat chocolate (make sure there are alot of crum thingies in your mouth) drink water, but dont swallow it. When a person comes by you pretend to throw up.

184) Walk in a street, and accidentaly-on-porpose fall infront of the person, if he doesn't help yell at him saying "FINE!! DON'T HELP ME THEN!!" (I tried this, and the guy who didn't help me got alot of dirty looks)

185) Jump kick off a wall, or a tree and say to yourself "Don't do that"

186) Carry objects suspicious to others. Here's a great example: label a suitcase "head", and walk around with it.

187) Talk on a headset loudly and say sketchy and bizarre things like "No, no...it'll blow before I get there." or "So, Grandma... what are you wearing?" (and then wink to people standing around)

188) Pretend to be a blind person in public then get into a car and drive off. Or follow real close behind people and trip over their feet and say "Oh! sorry, didn't see you there... obviously." (Then make a sad face) You can pretend to really hurt yourself as well, and point angrily in the wrong direction claiming you'll sue.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby centaur_lover » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:51 pm

189) Shut off the computer when your brother/sister is on... only try your dad if you wouldnt get in trouble :laughing:

190) Say you will get off the computer in 5 minutes, then dont

191) Watch all 6 Star wars movies in a row... or take control of the tv for a VERY long time

192) Go up to someone eating breakfast at an Ihop or somewhere similar, take a bacon, as "You dont mind right?" then walk away to your table, give it to your dad, and say loudly so the other table can hear you, " I got the bacon, NOW WHAT!" (yell the last part)... then when your dad gets mad, say "stop blaming it on me, its what YOU asked!" if he returns it say "Oh quit feeling guilty, the damage is done" if he says its yours say "no, its yours, YOU asked for it!"

that will be sure to annoy the original owner of the bacon, AND it would get your dad... plus if your loud enough, youll get an extra bonus of the restaurants staff getting annoyed as well. :w00t:

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Laotzu » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:42 am

193) Walk up to random people and comment on how much you like their headcheese. Then inquire as to whether you are allowed to taste.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Juliet » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:53 am

194) When spoken to, respond with a question. Every time.

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Postby optiguy » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:30 pm

Haha, me and my friends do something like this. When somebody asks a question, we respond with "Mel Gibson". If somebody makes a statement, we reply with "O RLY?" lol, we'll go back and forth saying something followed by, "O RLY?" "Mel Gibson." "O RLY?" "Mel Gibson." Etc.

195) do the above.



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Postby Luna_Wolf_Norway » Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:39 pm

Hahaha! I got to try that! That sounds real funny! :laughing:
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