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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby centaur_lover » Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:09 pm

just tell these jokes in order ALL THE TIME:

196) Why did the chicken cross the road (to get to the other side)
197) Why did the elephant cross the road (because he was tied to the chicken)

haha, a very annoyingly funny guy at my school does this...

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Mizora » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:54 am

Here's a classic at my school:
198: Get some really powerful superglue and glue some coins on the ground. Then, wait behind a bush or something and count how many people try to pick up the coins only to find they're stuck to the ground!

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby oneofthegenii » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:18 am

199) Stare at them. Trust me, it works. If you give them a 200-watt hostile glare and keep it up for 5 minutes, they will be freaked out and scared. In fact, i do this one quite a lot. i have really dark eyes, and once somebody asked me if i was a vampire from twilight.
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Postby Bookworm-ilovebooks » Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:31 am

200) Fallow them around dancing, make sure theres no music.
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Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Sat May 01, 2010 3:48 pm

201.) Say random stuff to them. Like in the olden days carrots were every color except orange. Or that George W. Bush was a cheerleader.
202.) ask them "Are you sure?" about something for over an hour.
203.) Poke them on the cheek for no apparent reason. (I've done this before. :laughing: )


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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Joy » Tue May 11, 2010 2:08 pm

204)Simply ask them to do a Calculus problem...and they will be running like the wind in no time...

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Postby Antilles » Tue May 11, 2010 3:58 pm

Odds are, I'll do the problem and then give you a harder one to solve in repayment.

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Postby hyunjoonglovie » Wed May 12, 2010 2:11 pm

i told my mum i was pregnate once.. she almost fainted.. i got grounded for the next two weeks and wasnt allowed to go out with my (then) boyfriend for a month.. it was soo worth it though u should have seen then look on her face..



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Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Sat May 15, 2010 9:18 pm

206.) In a fund-raiser few miles long walk/run thing(or marathon), start rocking out as people pass you, and sing really loudly.(learned from experiance)
207.) Scream at them "Five!" then run away/run into bushes.
208.) Huddle into a ball and make funny noises for a long time.(also learned from experiance.)
209.) referance bacon into everything you say.


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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby boy G » Sun May 23, 2010 12:59 pm

walking around in a grim reaper outfit, with a real scythe :laughing:

i'v done that before, in good ol' BlackBird Leys. it was amazingly funny.

or....

you could run round a corner, screaming rape as loud as you can

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jump of out a bush, while dressed in a ghillie suit
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:21 am

213)If you are really talkative, put on lots of eyeliner and don't say a word to any of your friends, just stare at them whenever they talk,
214)Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' again and again and again, quietly but loud enough for people to hear,
215)Smile really broadly and then keep your face frozen like that and follow people around (oh it is sooo funny)

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby wolf106 » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:11 am

216= stalk your friend around ( done it before :laughing: )
217= go up to someone and slap them ( done that too...)
218= go in a elevator with only another girl and hug her and kiss her o the cheek and leave with only a nod to her ( it was a good idea at the time )
219= yell rape when some one touches you ( do it all the time 8) )
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:27 am

220: Run into a room filled with people and scream, "Quick, get out of the room! You're gonna be raped!"
221: Set fire to anything, then start singing some song no one knows about, or anything by weird al.
222: Do jumping jacks on a subway.
223: Go to a bathroom, open the door, and just stare inside for a really long time, even if a person is in their.
224: Scream, fall to the floor, then scream "YOU JUST LOST THA GAME!!!!!" be sure to actually say exclamation point.
225: Wet willy! Teepee! Spitball! Anything classic.


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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Mere Reflection » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:33 am

226)Sidle up close to a stranger and hiss 'give me my money back' really sinisterly
227)Make get some really red juice then put even more red food colour in. Paste your lips really thickly with dark red lipstick and put on mascara and eyeliner and powder your face deathly white. Then invite a friend or family member over and when they come in, take a sip from the cup (It will look like blood. Slowly lick your lips.
228)On the bus, sit down next to someone you don't know very well. Plug in your earplugs and listen to very loud 'twinkle twinkle little star'. Offer to let them listen (with them not knowing the song). Hahaha
229)Make millions of tiny paper aeroplanes with weird messages inside and when on a bus, throw them everywhere and scream 'the aliens are coming! Beware! Beware!'
230)Do the cancan down the isle in a bus while laughing hysterically.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby CriminalArtemis » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:15 am

Say you're a Marilyn Manson fan.

Almost always works for me... :laughing:
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